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In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. " The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases." Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet! ” ― “A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis are sitting at a bar complaining about their lives. I'm put in salads, and, to top them off, they pour ranch dressing all over me.The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. " "Getting a second” ― “Two hookers were on a street corner. " The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute." The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money." The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. Look it up." She is about to protest when the panda hands her the dictionary.